Types of people at a no-pants dance party - The Tangential

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The Cruiser. This guy is short and a little funny-looking, which he tries to make work for him. He has a pretty good body, which he shows off theatrically by sporting a long t-shirt with the sides cut out. This is later removed entirely, revealing a striped pair of boxer briefs. He spends the whole night jumping from girl to girl, dancing near them to see if they’re ready to dance with him yet. You suspect that eventually he gets it in with someone, but you don’t know for sure. He just disappears. The Well-Prepared Bro. All that weight training is paying off for this bro, who has anticipated this party for months. He wears Christmas boxers, a Christmas necktie (sans shirt), and a Santa hat. He goes home with a cute girl, fails to achieve an erection, and returns..